GA on Graham Norton... effing funniest thing I've ever seen...
favourites arrrrrrre .......

GA- I went to Africa.
GN- Like, WILD Africa?
GA- Umm, part of it was wild.. actually, all of it was wild, yes but... for different reasons!

GN- The play.. and it's, WHAT THE NIGHT IS FOR?
GA- That's correct.
GN- And...
GA- What isssss the night for???
GN- Is that the plot?
GA- Apparently, you should know!!

GN- The lesbians do love you! They just ADORE you!
GA- Yes... and???

GN- You don't speak German, do you?
GA- No I don't, but I'll give it a try... gimme one!
GN- Okay.. uhhh.. do that one then...
GA- Oh Right.. I don't think they'll need it to be translated, do you? Let's see if I can do this with a German accent... licK muY cliT !
GN- There were others!!!
GA- But how would you say that with a German accent?? li-licKK....
GN- Were you just reading the english at the top??
GA- NO............... Oh yes... i was!!!

Audience- Wir kommen!!!!!

GN- I want to talk about ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the awards you've won..
GA- Why do you want to talk about that????!!!!

GA- My favourite was most likly to go bald..

GN- She's wild now!

GA- And breatheeeeeeee
GN- And.. no judgement here...

GN- It's for your spare change, your orginal coin PUSS... you just open it like that...
GA- But wait a minute.. does it have a key chain on it??
GN- You want a key chain?? There's no locking that!!
GA- Where's the chastity belt?? No I'm talking about, you have to fish around your purse for it...... can I have one?
GN- Of course you can!
GA- Can I take one home?
GN- Of course you can!
GA- Can I choose which one I want..
GN- Yes you can have blonde or grey...
GA- I think I like the grey..
GN- It's more fluffed up!
GA- Used!

GA- Is it the candle penis?
GN- uhh.. no..
GA- Am I allowed to say penis?
GN- YES.. you said LICK MY JUICE!
GA- Oh yeah I forgot...

*sighs... i'm in love*